When Life Gives You Lunchmeat

When Life Gives You Lunchmeat is a song sung by Gonard in The Karaoke Episode.

Lyrics
Turkey, ham, salami,

Mustard, and pastrami

It's a tapioca, whipped cream dream!

A hit of fudgy mocha,

Don't forget the artichoke-a!

Two whole fishes and a tangerine!

Melt the cheese to glue it!

No-no!

You can't poo-poo it!

It's an all-star flavor dream!

If you've got the bread, we'll do it!

You KNOW!

I knew you knew it, we're an all-star flavor dream team!

Don't know writing,

Don't know reading,

Don't know by ABCs.

'Cause baby the only thing I know

Is this thing called

Sandwichies!

(Don't know writing,

Don't know reading,

Don't know by ABCs.

'Cause baby the only thing I know

Is this thing called

Sandwichies!)

Don't know writing,

Don't know reading,

Don't know by ABCs.

'Cause baby the only thing I know

Is this thing called

Sandwichies!