When Life Gives You Lunchmeat is a song sung by Gonard in The Karaoke Episode.
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Turkey, ham, salami,
Mustard, and pastrami
It's a tapioca, whipped cream dream!
A hit of fudgy mocha,
Don't forget the artichoke-a!
Two whole fishes and a tangerine!
Melt the cheese to glue it!
No-no!
You can't poo-poo it!
It's an all-star flavor dream!
If you've got the bread, we'll do it!
You KNOW!
I knew you knew it, we're an all-star flavor dream team!
Don't know writing,
Don't know reading,
Don't know by ABCs.
'Cause baby the only thing I know
Is this thing called
Sandwichies!
(Don't know writing,
Don't know reading,
Don't know by ABCs.
'Cause baby the only thing I know
Is this thing called
Sandwichies!)
Don't know writing,
Don't know reading,
Don't know by ABCs.
'Cause baby the only thing I know
Is this thing called
Sandwichies!